See ya in two weeks everybodee!!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
MORMON THEMED RESTARAUNTS
There is an idea floating around Utah, Arizona, Idaho and California for a chain of non-pretentious Mormon-themed restaurants called "The Steak Center" (Where There's Never a Dry, Boring Meating!).
Each Steak Center will have one enormous dining area with basketball hoops at either end and folding metal chairs and long tables covered in plastic tablecloths.
The Steak Centers will not have hostesses, but greeters -- men in their seventies will meet you at the door and talk like they have known you all your life.
The main menu items for lunch and dinner will be:
Porterhouse Rockwell Steak
Primary Rib
Poor Wayfaring Pan of Beef
Parsley P. Pratt Funeral Potatoes
Eliza R. Snow crab (in season)
And It Came to Pasta
Kraft MacaMoroni and Cheese.
Breakfast items will include
Pearls of Great Rice
Frosted Minivans
Adam-ondi-Omelettes
Also available In Our Lovely Desserts:
Fast Sundaes
Gadianton Cobbler
Laman Meringue Pie (just sinful!) Our featured beverage of the month will be Grape Nephi.
The waiters will be 12-13 year-old boys wearing white shirts and their fathers' ties..
At the end of the night, the customers will be asked to help fold up the chairs and tables and vacuum the floor.
Franchises are selling faster than Sunbeams on Skittles! Get yours while they last!
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Friday, December 11, 2009
parties, puddings, pirates.....oh my!

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Labels: CAKES, polka dot cake
Saturday, December 05, 2009
good morning sunshine
and wondering if the sounds from my Dad's room overhead should be worrying me......m-m-m-m! Oh goooooody! Elise just walked in - hurray an early morning friend - she is wearing a most delicious frock! She has just told me the name of this piece from her early morning line, but I do not think I will share it. *blushes* OH GOODNESS! Well, drat, she has gone back to her room. I suppose I will go now too. Not off to bed, dear reader, oh no! I am going to perhaps do some things that I have been wanting to do and have just not had the time lately to really dive into.
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Labels: airplane sick bags, early morning, nightmare before christmas

